All I said was "I need my hair cutting badly". 

So there I was with a little bit of matting. Try Botox, the hairdresser said. Since I wasn't paying, I jumped at the chance to get some extra pampering. It beats having your glands done, trust me!!! 

Sadly, the "treatment" didn't solve the problem; instead, I turned my gorgeous fur into a solid carpet, woven better than any Persian could produce.

Nothing for it but an "alloff" ,they said, and the photo shows the outcome. Not what a girl wants on Valentine's Day. 

Hope you have a better night than I'm having. X