Laying on the carpet, thinking a lot about nothing, I looked up at the right moment! A dog with two humans was entering the dragon's den! Poor humans seem to have to rely on fingers to identify each other. We dogs use smell, of course, but blow me down; it turns out every dog's nose is unique, too!
Well, frankly, I have only seen my nose print after I ran into a closed glass conservatory door. It hurt so much that I didn't bother to establish the uniqueness of the wet print I left behind!
The humans didn't seem impressed with the dog's revelation about this little-known fact. None of them even put their hand in their pocket to give the dog a bone. The humans left as empty-handed (pawed) as the dog, which was a shame because who wouldn't want a phone app full of cold, wet, unique snouts? Actually, thinking about it, it's a reasonable response.
On better news, the new Ora ring is working a treat. There is no more risk of my tail dropping off due to lack of blood circulation. In a few more days, my ring will have collected enough data to fully assess my resilience and cardiovascular age; I wonder if I multiply that by seven and chronotype (whatever that is).
Tune in next week for more dog tales.
Tibbs
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