Ready to sit down by the fire on Sunday and watch the special that is Crufts?
I love the way that the judges deliberate on which human looked the most like a trick pony trooping around the show ground.
Don’t get me wrong the dogs always look good and behave really well. Personally I wouldn’t be able to avoid giving the podium a quick spray, or perhaps greeting a fellow competitor using the standard hello greeting.
But no they take their handlers for a trot and then wait to see which one gets the rosette without the slightest temptation to do a bum drag.
I would love to see the categories given a bit of a modern twist.
How about which human can throw a tennis ball the furthest without it being retrieved?
What about poo bag subtlety?
Maybe even which dog can make their human look like a yo-yo on the end of one of those retractable leads?
All suggestions gratefully received.
At the end of it all may the best dog win and the best human pony get a rosette.
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